User Number: 482304
Number of Posts: Too Many
LConover is made entirely of contradictions. Dislikes hateful people. Loves organic fruits and vegetables. Dislikes PETA, but loves the SPCA. Willing to pay $50 for a bottle of balsamic vinegar, but puts off buying real necessities. LConover cannot budget worth a damn. Willing to travel at the drop of a hat.
Strengths: Obsessively collects electronic gadgets. LConover possesses an incredible knack for picking out the most expensive item in the store. Can build a computer from a heap of parts.
Weaknesses: Loves to shop a little too much. Very picky about her tastes in food. Buys more books than she could possibly ever read. Easily irritated.
Special Skills: Can cook a very tasty Spicy Chicken with Peanuts. Incredible knowledge of useless trivia. Speaks pidgin French.
Weapons: Super-Irritated Menacing Gaze Death Rays. (Still in testing.)
Pet Peeves: People who mix up "there", "their", and "they're". Excessive usage of jargon. Business doublespeak. People who won't watch movies with subtitles.